Normal
Great features for normal people who want normal things
- Makes you feel normal
- Not weird at all
- Avoids invoking strong feelings
Regular
Ultra regular service created for regular users
- This one's for you, regular person
- Consistant and reliable
- None of life's ups or downs
Standard
Our premium plan for those that need a standard experience
- The status quo is here to stay
- Exactly what you expected
- Doesn't really stand out, but do you want it to?